The Cormanus Chronicles: February 2024

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Day 12: Coonamble to Brisbane


17 February 2024

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Lightning Ridge is a remote opal mining town. It's definitely in the Outback. The website says so even if pdedse's map says it isn't. I've always wanted to go there and it was pretty close to Coonamble and, at a pinch, on the way home. My wife encouraged me to take the opportunity.

That shadowy bastard's back!

Flat and straight. Big sky.

Welcome to Fairlands

Walgett water tower in honour of Jimmy Little, an indigenous Australian musician.

What can you say?

Aside from having recently turned off the main road, I could tell I was approaching Lightning Ridge from the piles of mullock by the road.

By 09:45 I was in Lightning Ridge, had filled up with petrol and was enjoying a cup of coffee and something to eat. It's an interesting place. Rusty cars, trucks and bits of machinery, piles of mullock and roadside signs offering to buy opals abound. There's a hardscrabble feel to the place; houses are small and many need care. Covid and the current difficult economic circumstances may have hit it hard.

More metal art

I had a poke around, discovered that the Gecko's family has a culinary outpost there (it was closed) and moved on.

Lightning Ridge real estate

A statue of Charlie Nettleton who founded the black opal business at Lightning Ridge.

Amigo's Castle is a curious tourist attraction in Lightning Ridge. Built by one man, brick by brick over 20 years, it was closed when I arrived. And when I left too.

This much water is a happy sight out here.

Shortly before crossing the border. Not much leaning going on.

I crossed the border at Hebel, wound the clock back an hour, ticked Dirranbandi off my list of places to go and proceeded to St George where I needed fuel and lunch.

If I've told this story about Queensland and clocks going back before, I apologise.

Queensland has always refused to adopt daylight saving. It is also regarded by the inhabitants of other Australian states as somewhat reactionary, redneck and behind the times. That's mostly because of the state premier of the 1970s and 1980s who held office thanks to a huge gerrymander and thrived on celebrating the state's difference. He was deposed and his party lost office in 1989 after a corruption scandal.

The premier who succeeded him in office once hosted a retired Prime Minister from the 1970s who is alleged to have said, "I enjoy coming to Queensland now. I only have to put my watch back an hour not a whole generation."

The spots in foreground are emus. Seldom seen in the wild by us city dwellers.

Somewhere before Dirrinbandi I came across a sign telling me there was water over the road ahead. Eventually I found it and took this photo which is so over-exposed as to be useless.

Luckily I slowed to take the picture and to have a good look before trying to cross. Why, I hear you ask, would I include the picture? Well, as I was slowing and snapping, a road train came around the corner ahead of me and the world lit up like being near a flash of lightning on a dark night. What you see in the photo is what it looked like. Sort of. The driver had flashed his lights at me. Kind, I thought, he's warning me of a Roller ahead.

Then the truck hit the water. It was probably travelling at 110 kph. Had I been next to him I would have been blasted off the road by the wall of water he threw out. Roller indeed. He was warning me to stop.

(If the term 'Roller' makes no sense, see this post) or watch the Blues Brothers.

Saint George is a pretty enough town, although I'm sure the general ambience was enhanced by the large quantities of rain that have fallen. There was good water in the Balonne River and I sat beside it to eat my lunch.

I stopped for fuel and cold water at Moonie, slightly weary from a reasonably long day and battling a head wind. Two women on Ducatis, who had passed me earlier making excellent speed, asked where I was heading. I said Brisbane. One told me earnestly it was too far away. I said I'd stop if I needed to.

Shortly after leaving Moonie, I turned off onto the Cecil Plains Road which proved more entertaining than the relatively straight roads I'd been on since Lightning Ridge. The scenery was different, there were more corners and some interesting short, sharp undulations. Some of the troughs had a light covering of water.

By the end, near Toowoomba, it again became flat and straight. My attempt to photograph a long line of telegraph poles that looked like they'd been deliberately erected a crazy angles failed, so I've nothing much to show.

There's one telegraph pole at a strange angle in this picture, but of more interest was the storm cloud which, mercifully, was not travelling towards me. The shadowy bastard is still there!

I filled up at Charlton at the top of the Toowoomba by-pass and was home by 19:30. It was dark for the final kilometres which I enjoyed, although I need to adjust the height of the headlight.

I think I was on the road for about 13 hours. I know I rode 946 kilometres for the day. There's something to be said for relatively straight, flat country roads in good condition.

Gee it was good to be back in the saddle giving the odometer a workout.

The band? It didn't do so well. It was great to see the guys again, though. And to ride with them, at least for a bit.

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Day 11: Blayney to Coonamble


16 February 2024

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Of course I'd intended to get going early and of course I didn't. I recalled that the son of old friends lived in Orange, just up the road and a place I'd never visited. It was a work day, so I sent a message to ask whether he had the sort of job that would allow him to slope off for a cup of coffee. He did, so I saddled up, rode to Orange, and passed a pleasant hour or so talking bikes and life with an agreeable young man.

Pretty old country railway station, Millthorpe, NSW.

I don't share the generally dismal view of younger generations. Sure, there are shabby, disagreeable layabout youths, but there were when I was young too. Just ask my parents. I find many young people who are whip smart, work hard and, if given half a chance, would do a great deal of good for the world.

My plan after coffee was to ride north-west to Wellington and then retrace the route I took on the ill-fêted day in February 2020 when the CB slid gracelessly out from underneath me. (See here).

Roadside artwork north of Orange

Of course it didn't work. I had a quick lunch in Wellington and headed off only to discover the road I needed to take was closed. All alternatives seemed to be dirt. What do you do? Keep going, of course and try to figure out a plan. And, I suppose, be grateful I'll never find out whether the Gap Road would do for me again.

Striking clouds north of Orange

By the time I'd got to Dubbo, I'd decided to try to get to Narrabri for the night. Pterodactyl and I have stayed there a couple of times, and there's a good road over the hills to Bingara which would take me home via Texas. I decided to go via Piliga around the back of the Warrumbungle National Park.

I thought this would take me over the putative boundary of the Outback. pdedse has since enlightened me. It looked a lot like the Outback: hot and flat. Will that do?

I've always liked old, brick chimneys. This specimen was on the way through Gilgandra, my last fuel stop before Coonamble.

Gulargambone had any number of images of birds on poles.

An example of making old concrete silos more attractive. It's happening all over Australia and likely in other parts of the world.

Half an hour later in Coonamble, I stopped to refuel and realised I'd had enough for the day. There was a motel directly across the road with a vacant room. Serendipity, or what?

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Chapter 3

Band? What Band?

Day 10: Boorowa to Blayney via Canberra


15 February 2024

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At 0830, the motorcycle shops of the nation's capital opened their doors. Pretty much ready to roll, I hit the phone to the Honda dealer and found a replacement 140/70. I was going to have to wait until the next day to have it fitted, but I booked in anyway.

Then the bloke rang back and said sorry, actually he didn't have the tyre. Helpfully, he suggested I try the Triumph dealer, Joe's Motorcycles. Joe had a Sport Demon 140/70 and didn't take bookings for tyre replacements. Roll up and get in the queue, mate.

Pterodactyl, who was due home the next day, decided to go for honey points and get home a day early. But given this was our third adventure with a dodgy tyre, he kindly rode with me for the 100 or so kilometres to Canberra. We refuelled, found an agreeable coffee shop and then said our farewells. I found Joe's and the CB was soon being rolled away to have the tyre fitted.

A palindromic reading on the way to Canberra

Heading north again, I took the alternative road to Crookwell. Who knew there was a sock factory there making fine merino socks? I bought my wife a pair. She was quick to tell me when I got home that they were a bit colourful even for her. I changed them.

Lake George to the north of Canberra has, in my experience, more often been a paddock than a lake. This was pleasant to see.

Then I took the new (to me) Jet Point Road to Binda, Trunkey Creek and the Black Stump Hotel where I hoped to stay. There was no accommodation there — it was just a watering hole — so it was on to Blayney where the pubs and motels were booked out in anticipation of a motor car race at nearby Bathurst. I found a cabin in a caravan park which did me fine.

Is a solo act a band?

Some pictures from Jet Point Road.

Someone once told me sheep were 'meadow maggots'. I can't get the image out of my head.

This bridge crosses the Abercrombie River that I'd crossed on Day 3 on the way south. The river is more substantial here.

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Day 9: Walwa to Boorowa


14 February 2024

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Having spent some of the preceding day pondering routes to delight Aussie Flyer, I was a little disappointed to learn that the cloth he'd tied around the offending shock absorber was soaked. His suspension man had good and bad news. The good news? The shocker could be rebuilt. The bad: a gentle return home on a nice, flat, mind-numbingly boring highway was now in AussieFlyer's plans for the day.

"Was it just to get even that AussieFlyer inspected my rear tyre and said, "That looks a bit worn"?

"It'll get me home."

"Mmm."

To make sure he had no fun at all getting to said highway, Pterodactyl and I decided to supervise his ride along the pretty and curvaceous Murray River Road. Not even plenty of leaf litter could dampen our enthusiasm.

Still corners okay

The bridge across the Hume Dam

It's a poor photo shot over my shoulder, but one can see part of the Hume Dam that contains the Murray River on the NSW-Victorian Border.

Realising we were the only ones left to do the job, Pterodactyl and I ripped back along the Murray Valley Highway (B400), over the Granya Gap, into New South Wales, along a couple of slightly unexpected backroads and on to Gundagai where we refuelled.

I must have been despondent about the band. I took no more photos except a couple of this guy I'd been chasing all afternoon.

By early evening we were at the Boorowa Hotel, a favourite watering hole and resting place. My rear tyre was, to use a technical term, stuffed.

The band was again a duet.

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Day 8: Thornton to Walwa


13 February 2024

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Having received a text from AussieFlyer that he was on the way, Pterodactyl and I leapt into action: we made a cup of tea and then sat around talking.

AussieFlyer arrived and it was not long before we were under way to introduce him to the Eildon – Jamieson Road. As we turned onto it, I waved him past. By the 7th corner he'd vanished and was cooling his heels when we finally arrived at the petrol station. We didn't tell him we'd stopped at a lookout and taken lots of photos.

Where did he go?

We retraced our route to Myrtleford, stopping at the Hobbledehoy Distillery and Café for coffee and avoiding yesterday's gravel. The flat, straight bits were flat and straight and hot; the other bits were fun.

The lovely still at the Hobbledeyhoy Distillery & Café

Fuel at Myrtleford after which I do not want to record the conversation I had with the GPS when it persistently took me places I did not want to go. I seriously considered stopping at Tallangatta for the night as it was getting on, but the other two wanted to keep going. A quick call to the Walwa Hotel assured me we'd have somewhere to sleep.

Back in 2016 on a day when Pterodactly was famously caught out by a dud K&N oil filter, and I met NoRoomtoMove for the first time, we rode through Walwa in the pouring rain to be confronted with a road closed sign. Pterodactyl assured me it was now open and sealed all the way through. In spite of my reservations, I pushed on past the Granya Gap Road (always a fun ride). We turned and I was not totally thrilled to be greeted by a sign telling me the road ahead was in diabolical condition and to drive with great care.

Bits of the road were indeed in poor condition, but the rest of it was a hell of a lot of fun and in reasonable condition. It was a great 80 kms or so to finish off an excellent day. The first drink was very welcome indeed.

A corner on the Shelley Road through Guys Forest

Did I say something about finishing off the day? Ha! No such luck. Having de-parched our throats and unloaded our gear, we moved the bikes to the back of the hotel. AussieFlyer thought his rear tyre looked a tad shiny. Indeed he realized it was caused by a light coating of oil. Turned out the recently rebuilt rear shock absorber had blown a seal. Oil was dribbling down the piston.

Bikes at Walwa. It is possible to discern a tiny splash of orange at the bottom of the rear shocker on AussieFlyer's bike. It was a piece of rag strategically placed to prevent more oil dripping on the tyre and to see how bad the leak might be.

If I hadn't had other, event free, trips to Walwa, I'd be wondering whether Cormanus, Walwa, leaking oil and rear tyres went together.

At that stage of the day, there was nothing to be done, but eat, cool down and tell the sort of tall tales reserved for riders of the Honda CB1100. The morning and a phone call would sort out the next steps.

And the band was again a trio.